The princess is out at the moment. If you're here to kidnap her, press one. If you're here to usurp the throne, press two. If you're here for a tea party, please hold. If you're here just to harass the guards, go ahead; we're all really bored out here and we've got this endless supply of bombs to throw at people.
awwwwwwwww they're so cute together!
I love Link's expression, he looks so happy to be with Zelda
(Presses 1 and 2 at the same time)
Wait a moment, I'm evil!
(Sneaks in and sees this image)
Umm...I think I'll go troll some gorons... Or something...